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Now, I'm just after trying something there now that might have reduced the wind, the noise on the wind or something like that. Let me know if it has or not and I can fucking call it a day if it has and knock it off or knock it on the head if it has and keep going if it hasn't.

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Sounds grand. The wind is fine. It's not drowning you out. Great stuff. Hopefully you're having a nice evening anyway in your...

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not too put out by having to listen in to what I'm saying. Even though I've nothing really to fucking say like, you know, I just like to get out in the night and wind down before I get a bit of fresh air. The fresh air sometimes I feel like it does you a bit of good before you hit the sack.

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It was a mad old day anyway for the weather. There's something about the weather as well when it's piss and rain. The whole town, it's like gridlock then, you know.

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Thank you very much. Thank you very much Sandra Joyce and Tommy and COVID-19 please. Thank you very much. But, um, I was gonna try and do a stream earlier on now where I was doing a bit of cooking because someone was asking to do a cookery show.

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So I was making an old chilli but I'm kinda glad because I didn't have all the ingredients for the chilli that I wanted to make. I still made the... I made the chilli anyway. It was powerful. Absolutely powerful. Blew the... blew the mouth off me. I put in, um, three teaspoons of, uh, chopped chillies. That was on top of a couple of chillies that I got fresh and I was chopping them as well.

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as well he's like jar chilies chili jar mental I'll do another yeah I do I do a

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feckin another a cooking cooking job tomorrow not tomorrow but in one a few

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days maybe see I cooked enough chili there now this afternoon that'll ask me

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three or four days like you know and that's great it's great to get a bit of

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chili in the cupboard or chili in the fridge because it saves you the hassle

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then of having to you know do do the cooking combine that then with a nice

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touch of shower you've got a lovely evening meal you've got all the power of

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the the spice and then the soothing quenching soft crispy creamy ice cold

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cold dream shout to really really take you back down brings you back down to

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earth after those chillies take you up to the sky sky chillies sky TV how you

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getting on Conno Connery you go indoor soccer Thursday slug I am and no I don't know where

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that is I don't know where the indoor soccer is that you're talking about Kevin Murphy how are you

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Michael Cobbman Mitch D Eddie Greenheart a Google user Daniel hurts hurtsler I wish Taco Bell still

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had a chili cheese burrito Taco Bell I don't know what I don't know what Taco Bell is never heard of that

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is that a kind of a feckin chili itself like shaped like a bell is it do you be eating bell chili Daniel

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Ian McGarrow how are you the music is very relaxing thanks that's not my choice so that's Francis he

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does be pissing about with the computers and he actually said to me tonight he goes Tommy if you're

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going for one of your walks before bedtime maybe take out the the camera and do a little walk there with that and

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I can lay some he said he's gonna lay some fat beats over there yeah over the stream so I can't hear what's going on

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not my kind of music anyway you know I mean I was saying maybe you should put mid-washed on and he was saying

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the thing is Tommy if people are chilling out before bedtime they probably don't want to listen to mid-washed I said what the fuck you on about like

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Probably the bass music you can listen to at this time of the night. He's saying no. CT, how are you? Do you live with Francis, Tommy? I do and I don't. I do and I don't. I do and I don't.

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NGL I don't I don't. I heard a cat there. I can hear a cat. There's a cat somewhere. Stuck in a bush.

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*Skiss* Here pass pass pass pass. *Skiss* Here pass pass pass pass. *Skiss* Here pass pass pass pass. *Skiss* There's a little bit in a bush over here.

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Oh, I stood on a snail.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, bollocks.

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Another cat in there.

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I can hear a cat in there.

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Oh, fuck.

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It's not coming down.

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Fuck.

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Oh, bollocks.

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Fuck it, anyways.

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I stood on a bastard snail there.

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Poor, poor fucker.

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That's not great now.

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That's bad vibes.

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The last thing I wanted before sleep was to kill something.

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Fucking hell.

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Those snails, they're a bit thick, like, you know, they're a bit...

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They shouldn't be in the middle of the pathway at night.

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I'm not going to lie.

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NGL.

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Better than running over in the bus, Tommy Nile.

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You're right.

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Look, there's been a few fucking mishaps and happenstances.

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There's been a few clangers dropped when I was doing the bus.

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NGL, guys.

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NGL.

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I don't know why Francis was really adamant tonight when he said,

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When you're going out for your walk, make sure you, uh...

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Add the suffix to your sentence.

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NGL.

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I said, what the fuck is a suffix?

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He said, uh...

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It's a bit on the end of the sentence.

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I said, what's NGL?

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He said...

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I'm not going to lie, Tommy, but I can't tell you.

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And, uh...

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I'm sure I'm saying it now, anyway.

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Suffocating using a suffix when you don't know what it means.

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Suffocating the sentence.

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I tell you, that lad, his rhetoric will...

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His rhetoric will smother him one day.

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I don't know where he's going or what he's doing.

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He's fucking arsing around.

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He should get a job with fake arse industries.

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And he was, uh...

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I said, have you been looking for work?

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Have you been doing anything at all?

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He said, no, I've just been kicking the ball around in the room.

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I'm watching videos on YouTube about Mr. Trebus.

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I said, Mr. Trebus is not going to get you a job, man.

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Do you know?

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Have you seen Interstellar, Schlug?

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No, I haven't.

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What's Interstellar about?

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Is it up in the Isidus Space film?

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I've seen a great film called Apollo.

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There was a documentary about the lads who went up to the moon.

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Fantastic.

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Fuck all speaking in it like, you know, it's all...

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It's all like footage of when it actually happened.

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It's like documentary, but cinematic, kind of...

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They've got cool music to it and stuff.

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Is Interstellar, is it a new film?

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Is it only just out?

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It's about space, says Robert.

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Well, I'll fucking try it.

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I'll give it a shot.

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I'll give it a lash.

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As the big man Jackie said, we'll give it a lash.

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But I have to get Francis to do the downloading,

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because I don't know how to get the films up on the screen, like.

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Sorry, I don't know.

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I'm just trying to illuminate the face.

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Put a bit of light on my Schmeichel.

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Hopefully you can see me.

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How are you getting on, Interworld?

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The Internet?

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The World Wide Web, huh?

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Welcome to my web.

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I am your spider, and tonight I'll bring you on my journey.

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Justine, thank you very much for your tip.

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And, uh...

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Tyvek Pouch, thank you.

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SteerChicken, thank you.

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T22BC, thank you.

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Robbie, thank you very much.

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And COVID-19, please.

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Rest in peace to the Schnell, says Justine.

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Yeah, that's a nice sentiment now,

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and I'm sure that'll, uh...

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That'll give him a lot of comfort,

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even though, I mean, he's got no way of recognising that.

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That rest in peace sentiment.

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But his family will be very comforted by that.

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Do schnells even have families?

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I mean, I know that they have to have been created from somewhere,

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but do they stick around with each other,

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or do they just...

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slide away once they're born, or...

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slide and hide in the Schellendrick?

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I'd say that's... that's their crack.

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Let me see now.

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Kodiak, thank you very much, Kodiak.

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And Deputy Stag, thank you very much.

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Did you hear, um, Enya, the singer?

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She had a great tune, a great song about mollusks,

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back in the day.

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Um...

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And it went...

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Snell away, snell away, snell away.

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Unbelievable.

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Let's see.

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She's a great... she's a great woman.

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Buffalo Phil says thrown out.

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Yeah, that's a great... that was, uh, in the stream the other night, Buffalo Phil.

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That was very funny.

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Got a big shell on my back.

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If you slide up kitchen windows, then you might just get inside.

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Hey-oh, hey-oh.

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Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.

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Snell, snell.

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Ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.

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Snell, snell.

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Da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da.

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Ah.

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Oh.

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Da-ba-ba.

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Snell away, snell away, snell away.

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Babu.

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Ba-snell away, snell away, snell away.

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The pitter-patter of the rain is very soothing, along with Tommy's velvety voice.

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That's nice.

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Thanks very much.

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Since the rain is getting a bit too heavy, I might have to turn back.

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No.

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Just have to...

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Sorry, there was somebody in the check called Mr. Rape.

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Afraid we have to get rid of you there.

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Sorry about that.

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Just can't really...

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It's not part of the mandate of the channel, really, to host people with that name.

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Best luck in the rest of the internet, anyway.

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Hopefully you find another stream to go into.

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And, um...

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Hopefully your name and...

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And, uh...

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Whatchamacallit...

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Your name and attitude isn't indicative of some kind of...

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Some kind of isolated...

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Situation where you don't really have any other, uh...

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Outlet over than to...

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To say those kind of things on the internet.

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Like, you know, you've no other way of expressing yourself.

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It's kind of sad, because...

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Maybe that's the way a lot of, uh...

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People get these days.

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Like, you know, they don't really have much...

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Going on.

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Because they're so...

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Engroshed in the, uh...

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Or they're being trapped inside the internet.

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That they've lashed all manner of...

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Respect for societal norms.

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That they're only outlet...

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For expression.

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Is to just...

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You know, say...

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Say nasty, crazy things or something.

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See what I mean?

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You don't know.

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You never know.

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You never know.

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Mr. R.A.P. could have actually been a nice guy.

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You never know.

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But, um...

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Francis was saying just, uh...

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Keep an eye on that chat now.

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And, you know, don't let it devolve into anything.

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Lot of people saying...

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That is woeful.

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Get him out.

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Oh, yeah.

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Thomas, how are you?

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Get on.

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Get...

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Get...

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Get...

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I someone monitoring the damn Jim Chavres. What does that mean? I someone monitoring the damn is someone monitoring the damn? What damn is that the Amsterdam?

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Lickout beast, how are you not impressed with you wearing a t-shirt under your shirt slug? What are you some sort of punk rocker?

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I don't know I just had to have the extra layer today because well I mean it's warm enough but I thought if the exterior if I didn't grab the umbrella and the jacket and the shirt would have been soaked so I would have been able to remove them and put them on the radiator and still have a shirt on my back while that happened without having to sit in any given location.

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I was topless wearing a pair of bootcut jeans and a baseball cap but fortunately it didn't come to that and I still have a hold of the umbrella from the last day that I had when I went for the barbecue.

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Go away Thomas will you? What's that?

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The stream has been good so far. Pleasantly surprised no Tep Grims. Do you know what? That might just be the death knell when you say that now. Do you know when you speak to a son?

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Daniel Herzler is back in the situation. I want to go to Amsterdam but now we've legalised in Alaska. Sees me a long plane ride and haven't a...

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...Keyster...any hash home. Alright.

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Keyster would that be sticking the hash up your bum or something?

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I wouldn't really be into that kind of crack now, Daniel.

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But you sound like you've done it before.

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Is that the crack out in Alaska? Is that what they do be doing out there? Keysterin?

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Fucking hell.

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You learn something new every day. You learn something new every day.

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Oh.

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Have we got a bit of Tep Grims there now?

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I might have to turn back because of the Tep Grims.

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Yeah, I'll turn back because of the Tep Grims. Because...

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...we might be running into a patch of bad coverage or something there.

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We got Keyster out of it there.

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That's amazing now that we've got Daniel in Alaska.

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Fucking Alaska. That's one place I've always wanted to visit.

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Polar bears and feckin' Inuits. The Bering Sea. The Fox Archipelago. All that shite. Jeez, it's heavy rain now.

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Let me turn off that. Let me see if I can turn off the music and you can just hear the rain.

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Holy smoke! My jeans are soaked. Sunderland Skyboy, thank you very much. Captain Cabinets,

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thank you very much. Fivespat, thank you. Sarah and James, thank you. And Charlie, thank

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you very much. Heavy night. Bootcut jeans, the Aria. But I wore the boots tonight. I didn't

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wear the schlepans because I thought that this could be a case of a... it could be a wet and a

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wild one. And that it is. It's wet. It's wild. It's Ireland. And this is what you get. 30th... 30th of July. A day left of July and then we're into August. And I tell you, it feels like a lifetime since I last seen that big,

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big ball of flames up in the sky. Otherwise known as the sun. It's been too long, you know. Jerry Fields knows who I'm talking about. You and Lindsay. Come to Cork, Slug, says, uh... Sorry, your... it went... your name went up fast there. I couldn't see your name.

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but I can't make it to Cork I'm afraid. Is there VODs for the stream says Cal? Yes there is my good friend. If you check out the playlists and the channel all the streams are there for you now you can watch back. Even though I don't know what you get out of watching this. I think that was the crack with Francis he never really understood why people would want to watch them again but people do so that's nice I suppose.

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This is a rain simulator. Come to clear Daniel Blake. I might go out on the road. I might do a wild Atlantic Way staycation tour. We'll see. We don't know yet. We don't know.

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I'll have to check with the booking because he'd be the man pulling strings and also he's got the other fella what's his fucking name now that posh Dublin lad.

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Zurich or whatever his name is he's going to be involved in something or other. He's pulling a few strings together.

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So we don't know.

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Just stroll down to clear now. Fucking hell.

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Bit late for that now.

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If I set off now I'd be there by feckin'

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Sunday. Monday.

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Going at the speed I'm going now.

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Probably Tuesday.

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Cliff stream. Fucking hell.

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Neil Martin. That'll be dangerous enough.

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Connor is the string man. That is true.

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The rain is really stretching the slap capabilities of the Nvidia pace engine.

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Robert. I know it's a tough one.

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Really is a tough one.

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Rain.

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Rain simulator.

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Rain simulator.

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5000.

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Developed by the Nvidia boys out in.

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Out in Cape Cod.

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This is a brand.

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This is actually a brand new video game you're watching.

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This isn't even real.

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I was developed.

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Using unreal engine.

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5.6.

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They tell me all this stuff.

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I don't know what unreal engine is.

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Sounds unreal though.

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Minimum system requirements, Sal.

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Intel Pentium 4 processor.

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But you'll get fuck all out of it with that.

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What you need is a brand new 5 teraflop fuck to do.

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Which has got 7 gigawatts.

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Of Ramenstein involved in it.

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Don't ask me what all that means.

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I was just told it and I'm regurgitating fucking buzzwords.

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Great admiral.

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How are you?

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Is Schlug a random NPC?

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I don't know now whether I'm an NPC or I'm an MP what?

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I think I might be playable.

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The whole thing could be an NPC though.

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You just.

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It's one of those FMV games where you switch it on and I just do the business.

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And you select.

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Does he sit down?

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Or does he stand up?

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Does he say yes?

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Or does he say no?

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Do you know those kind of crazy games?

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I see the lads playing.

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Aoife Elizabeth.

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How are you?

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How's Tony Higgins doing?

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Not too bad.

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I haven't seen him in a while now.

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Haven't seen him in a while.

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He's got a new.

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A new job though.

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Which is great.

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He was on the pub.

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He was on the pub there for two months.

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He's off the pub now.

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And he's on to the fucking delivering modems.

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Broadband Wi-Fi modems.

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And that's fucking great.

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He installs them as well.

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Tig.

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How are you?

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Where are you heading?

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Schlugging.

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I'm going to head.

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I'm heading back now.

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I'm just having a night time walk.

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But.

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Started absolutely pissing down there.

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So I'm on the way back now.

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On the pig's back.

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Where's that?

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Thomas.

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Or Daniel Hutzler.

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Ever play any VR Tommy?

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I have played.

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No I haven't.

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I actually haven't.

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I'm not into the games myself now.

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I just drive a bus.

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People do be telling me that's a great game Tommy.

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I don't know what they're on about.

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That's my job.

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That's what I do.

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hot judge, how are you, any interesting dreams? I had a fucking dream last night, there was

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a, a slice of toast, following me down the fucking lane, much like this one now, and

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he had the right, his attitude absolutely fucking stank, because he got up to me, and

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he was going, listen, have you any fucking fags, or have you any money for a bottle?

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I said, get the fuck out, I'm on the way home, and he said, I'll fucking butter you,

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I said, what? He goes, if you don't give me any fags, I'll butter you. I said, get the

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fuck away from me, now I'm walking, and he fucking just launched on my face, and I tried

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to get him off, and then, when I pulled him off my face, the slice of toast, I pulled him

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off my face, I didn't pull him off, there's a slice of toast, there's no way of doing that,

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and why would I do that anyway? He, he told me that I was a bollocks, and then I turned

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around, and I was back in school again, in the middle of the exam hall, a long time ago,

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and Jimmy Flanagan was there, and he was pointing at me, saying, look, there's Tommy Schlug, he's

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just have to pull him off a slice of toast, and all the other kids started laughing at me,

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there's Tommy toast, there's Tommy toast, and I was going, no, you got it all wrong,

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you got it all wrong, you cunts, and then I woke up, thank fuck I woke up then.

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The strangest thing was, when I woke up, I had butter all over my face, then I remembered,

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that I'd fallen asleep, eating a fucking slice of toast, the night before, so it's funny how,

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like, reality does get into your dreams as well, because there's a blend there, like, you

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know, there's a solid blend, and it's also fucking amazing as well, the dreams, the power they have

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on you, because that affects you for the rest of the day, and it wears off towards the end

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of the day, or the next day, but it's so powerful when you first wake up, because it really feels

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like you're living in that reality, and you know what the other fucked up thing is, how does

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your fucking mind make these things up, without you knowing what's going to happen, like, that's,

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that's fucking, that's crazy, that's crazy stuff altogether, like, your mind, no, it's scripting it out,

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it's your mind that's scripting it, yet, when you're living in the dream, you don't know what's around the corner,

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like, there's, what's it play like, there's, there's different things going on there, or play the, and, and still,

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we can go to the moon, and we can explain this, and that, but we can't explain what's going on then,

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when we, when we hit the sack, and we head off to dreamland,

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the brain is outsmarting your mind, goutersnake, that's, that's true,

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it's out of here, a bit dark here,

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night schlogin, thank you very much, bt, big bang burger, thank you very much,

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full of porter, thank you very much,

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and frank mccourt, thank you very much,

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hard to keep an eye on these little tippings now, because,

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I want to be able to keep an eye on the chat, and talk to you as well, like, you know, and see what you're saying,

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hello, how are you, are you okay, schlogin, I am, I am, I am, I am, I am, I'm grand, I'm grand, I'm grand, I'm grand, just,

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just had to recount the, uh, the tale of the dream I had there last night about the torch, and that cat is back again,

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those red berries,

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cat is not coming out tonight,

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better off, better off, better off staying in there, because, it's absolutely fucking lashing, it's a 5G kitten,

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you should get dream upgrade, I might, I might, I think, I thought about it, like, haven't fucking done it,

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is there any place to sign up online for that, do you have to download it, or what,

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Genghis Roundstone, who's that behind you,

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yeah, Genghis, you're an old snake,

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I should have known with a name like Genghis,

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tell you what, Genghis, you build me up and you knock me down like a game of Genghis, Genghis can, that's you,

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is young Francis still at the videos, Ronan Walsh, how are you,

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I've been telling him to get back at the videos, because he's a lazy fucker,

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he's happy enough kicking a ball around the room like an old Gabshire, but he won't pull the finger out and make a video,

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which is, I hope it fucking picks up tomorrow, Christ alive,

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absolute state, serious state of affairs like, when you're trapped, on a summer as well, you're trapped inside,

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you should not be fucking trapped inside your own lodgings on a summer day, it's a fucking rain like,

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Not much you can do, you know.

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Why are you wearing a Trump hat, Mr. Cum? It's a cold channel, Mr. Cum, but it's got,

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you've had to go because I think you could be, are you in relation to Mr. Rape? The two of you should hang out. I think you might get on well. In the gulag. What's good for the goose is good for the gulag.

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I'm only messing with you.

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Thomas, I think it's his other account. It's funny, isn't it, how they make the other accounts? Fucking hell.

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Tommy play what? Play Destiny. Some characters on tonight, Niall. There is indeed. Sure, it's night, it's night time, so they've got the Yanks coming into the mix as well, you know. They're, they like to be, they like to be funny. Mr. Funny Bones.

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That's what I do be calling them when they come in, they do their, they do their chatting. They try to be the funny bones.

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Leon, how are you? Who's Silicon Doc's guru?

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I couldn't tell you, but I, yeah, I don't think you'd ever find that out because I don't think even Francis ever found out because he was told that, uh, you know, he was told I can only be on camera, but I have to cover my face.

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I wish I knew. I wish I knew, but he was, he knew his stuff. That fella knew his stuff.

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Make a hearty loaf of bread on stream. I've never baked a loaf of bread, would you believe that?

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I might get into that one, one of the days.

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One of the days when we're reined in to fuck and we can't leave the house.

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Tommy Milora's behind you, I don't think he is lick out.

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Something beeping behind you.

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I can't hear that.

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What's your best recipe? I don't know. That's a, I made a class chili earlier on.

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Endless Eden. Make sure have a nice dram now when you get home, Tommy, and warm up the bones.

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I will. Thank you very much.

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Time to sleep, Schlug. I know. The rain is eased off now, so we might be able to head in.

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It was nice to head out for a little stroll. I used to come out here for a 20 minute.

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Or a 30 minute or a 30 minute or just got a bit of fresh air. And then when you get in, you've had the air in your lungs.

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And it's nice. You know, you hit the sack. You hit the sack awfully easy then.

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David O. I don't think there is. I tried to turn it off.

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No.

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Now we'll head in before the rain gets any heavier.

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Doomsday, thank you very much.

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Ben Shovel, thank you very much. Night Shlogin, thank you very much. BT BigBanger, thank you very much.

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And Mr. Consensual, thank you very much.

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I'll bid you farewell and sleep well. And don't eat any cheese or have any cheese on toast, which was what I was doing last night. And that I came a cropper then with the dream. The dream about the face toast, the nightmare. Not nice. Not nice at all. Good night anyways. See you later. Wish you luck.

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Thank you.

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you

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you
